Toaster-Thermostat Hybrid: Because Why Choose?
Warning: Do not attempt to use this device for actual heating or toasting purposes. The results will be... unpredictable.
Features:
- Heats to a scorching 500°F (260°C) in 3 seconds flat!
- Also toasts bread to a golden brown in 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
- Comes with a complimentary side of existential dread.
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