Versace Tote Bags - Because Your Grandmother Asked For It

Our Totes Are For Sale!

Because your grandmother asked for it, we have created a collection of the most ostentatious, over-the-top, completely-not-for-actual-humans tote bags in the world.

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Testimonials

Our customers say it's worth it:

• "I bought 5 of these and now my closet is full of Versace tote bags. I'm never leaving the house." - Karen
• "I'm only buying this because my grandmother asked for it." - Dave
• "I just wanted to give my money to a rich Italian fashion designer." - Bob

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