Accessory Hierarchy Theory

Level 1: The Essential

These are the accessories that keep you functional, but not necessarily fashionable.

Level 2: The Nice-to-Have

These accessories add a touch of flair, but are not crucial for survival.

Level 3: The Frivolous

These are the accessories that will get you noticed, but not necessarily respected.

Level 4: The Exotic

These are the accessories that will get you talked about, but not necessarily invited to parties.

Level 5: The Absurd

These are the accessories that will get you stared at, but not necessarily invited to dinner.

Disclaimer: The hierarchy of accessories is subjective and may vary depending on personal taste. Or not.

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