Accident Analysis

Welcome to the most exciting department in the world: Accident Analysis!

Our team of expert accidentologists (yes, that's a real thing) are here to help you navigate the complex world of accidental mishaps.

We specialize in analyzing the most unlikely, yet somehow inevitable, accidents that occur on a daily basis, including:

• Celestial Accidents (e.g., meteorites, space junk, and rogue asteroids)
• Food Fart Fails (e.g., the infamous Taco Tuesday incident)
• Techno Accidents (e.g., self-driving car malfunctions and AI-induced meltdowns)

Want to know more about a specific type of accident? Click on the link to explore our subpage!

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Our team of astro-acidentologists have analyzed the following celestial accidents:

• Asteroid Near Misses (e.g., the one that didn't quite hit us)
• Space Debris Incidents (e.g., the great satellite spaghetti mess)

Stay tuned for more accident-tastic updates from the field!