A: It's a magical concoction that's accidentally created by our team of world-renowned scientists who can't quite get their chemistry right. Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion. We're not really sure. Read more about our side effects
A: Ha! You think you can just drink it? No. We're not even sure it's safe for humans. But hey, we've had some great results in our lab with our lab rats. Check out our clinical trials
A: No. We're not quite at that stage of production yet. But you can order it online through our secure, non-existent server. Place your order now!
A: Honestly, we're still figuring that part out too. Just don't say we didn't warn you. Read our guidelines for using the elixir safely and effectively (or not)