Accidental Fire Elixir Recipe

For when you meant to marinate your vegetables, not ignite them.

Ingredients:

• 3 cups of olive oil (preferably not from that one time you tried to deep fry a chicken in your pants)
• 1 cup of accidentally-harvested-from-the-garage fireweed (looks suspiciously like dandelion greens)
• 1/4 cup of hastily-remembered-from-a- Google-search fire-elixir powder (don't ask)

Instructions:

1. Set your kitchen on fire.
2. Quickly add the olive oil, fireweed, and fire-elixir powder to the flames.
3. Stir counterclockwise while reciting the entirety of your insurance policy.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness, and a 5% chance of summoning a fire demon.

Visit our other subpages for more Accidental Fire Elixir Recipes!

• Variant 1: The Kitchen Sink Method
• Variant 2: The 'I Meant to Make Tacos' Method