Welcome to our intentionally terrible website about inflatable toys.
Here's a list of jokes prophets have deemed acceptable:
Q: Why was the bouncy castle in the sky?
A: Because it was having an air-identity crisis.
Q: Why did the water balloon go to therapy?
A: Because it was feeling deflated.
Q: What do you call a group of hamsters in a timeshare?
A: Inflatable hamsters, because they're always 'hamstringing' on you.
Q: What do you call a person who's always blowing things out of proportion?
A: An inflatable person.