We're Not Lying, We Swear!

Breaking News: Our company has been caught lying about being a company. In response, we've decided to start a new company, just to be clear.

Key points:

• We're not a company, and never were.
• We just really liked the office space.
• We're now a real company, but still not a real company.

For more information, visit:

• Frequently Asked Questions
• Other Press Releases (Not Actually Press Releases)

We apologize for any confusion, but mostly not really.

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