Saved 5 kittens from the clutches of doom, defeated 3 evil robots with his trusty toaster.
Points: 10000
Built a castle out of 1000 cardboard boxes, ate 7 entire pizzas by himself.
Points: 8000
Sneeze-launched 2 rockets into space, single-handedly held up 4 bus stops for 10 minutes.
Points: 3000