For those who've survived the 80s with their original acid wash jackets still intact, welcome to the Acid Wash Therapy Center.

Here, we'll guide you through the art of distressing your denim with the best techniques, so you can relive the magic of your youth.

Technique 1: The Bleaching of the Soul

Start by applying a generous amount of bleach to the fabric, making sure to cover the entire surface.

Let it sit for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds, then rinse and repeat.

Technique 2: The Fading of the Dreams

Mix equal parts water and vinegar, then soak your jacket in the solution for precisely 42 minutes and 13 seconds.

Agitate the fabric, then hang it to dry, and voilà! You'll have the perfect faded look.

Technique 3: The Distressing of the Mind

Take a lighter and hold it to the fabric for exactly 5 seconds.

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Acid Wash Therapy

Warning: The following content may cause irreversible damage to your wardrobe and your sanity.

Acid Wash Therapy: where the lines between fashion and self-destruction are blurred.

Burn-out Session

Step 1: Select a surface to burn.

Step 2: Engage the lighter.

Step 3: Repeat as necessary.

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Side Effects

May include:

• Permanently damaged clothing
• Momentary loss of vision
• Long-term psychological trauma
• Irreversible fashion sense

Side effects may vary.

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Disclaimer

We are not responsible for any damage or destruction caused by our services.

Please do not attempt to burn your jacket while wearing it.

We are not kidding.

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