Long Distance Pogging Competitions: Where Endurance Meets Ennui

We're talking about the sport of the future, folks. The thrill of the chase, the agony of defeat... and the inevitable realization that you've just pognapped your favorite aunt.

Competitors will engage in a series of grueling challenges, including:

1. The 500-Mile Pogging Relay

Teams of three will take turns pognapping each other's favorite snacks, with the winning team earning a year's supply of artisanal cheeses.

2. The 10-Hour Pogging Sprint

Individual competitors will attempt to pognap as many potted plants as humanly possible within the allotted time frame. Bonus points for creative use of gardening shears.

Stay tuned for updates on our upcoming season, featuring:

3. The Pogging World Championship

Where the world's top pognappers will face off in a battle of wits, endurance, and sheer pognapping prowess.