Adjournment in the Workplace: A Guide to Bailing on Your Responsibilities

Bored with your mundane office tasks? Tired of being productive? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to adjournment in the workplace!

Why Adjournment?

Is it really worth it? Do you really need to finish that report? The answer, my friend, is no. Adjournment is not just a strategy, it's a lifestyle.

How to Adjourn

1. Claim you're on a break
2. Spend 20 minutes scrolling through social media
3. Stare out the window
4. Claim you're on a deadline
5. Repeat steps 1-3 until your manager forgets what they asked you to do

And that's it! With our expert advice, you'll be a master of adjournment in no time.

Subpages:

• Adjournment in the Boardroom: When your boss asks you to do it
• Adjournment in the Classroom: When your teacher asks you to do your homework
• Adjournment in the Home: When your family asks you to do chores