Wherein lies the sacred ritual of leaving early?
We believe that sometimes, the best decision is to leave a party, a meeting, or a social gathering early.
Our scripture reads:
"Leave early, lest ye be stuck in a sea of awkward small talk and stale refreshments"
We offer various services to guide you on your path to Adjournment:
Join us, and together, let us find the strength to leave early, and often.