Adjournment Resolution Vote 1001 Post-Mortem

The Adjournment Resolution Vote 1001 Post-Mortem Committee met on a fateful night in a abandoned disco ball-filled conference room. The committee, tasked with investigating the events leading up to the catastrophic "Great Donut Disaster of 2023," was comprised of experts in the fields of "Extreme Irony," "Futuristic Faux Pas," and "Disaster-Adjacent Event Planning."

The committee's report concluded that the Great Donut Disaster, which resulted in the destruction of 17 donut shops and the displacement of over 5,000 donut enthusiasts, was a direct result of human error. The report's authors noted that the disaster was "a perfect storm of hubris, complacency, and a general disregard for the fundamental laws of physics."

A copy of the report is available for download as a Appendix. A sequel is rumored to be in the works, but sources close to the committee are hesitant to confirm its existence.

For those affected by the Great Donut Disaster, a support group has been established.