Advanced Adjournment Theory (AAT) FAQ

Q: What is Advanced Adjournment Theory?

A: It's the study of optimal coffee mug placement on a crowded table.

Q: Is AAT a real thing?

A: As real as our carefully calibrated 3D-printed adjournment simulator.

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Advanced Adjournment Theory (AAT) Key Principles:

  1. AUTOMATED SPATIAL ARRANGEMENTS: The art of placing mugs so they're never touching, but always within 5mm of each other.
  2. CALIBRATED COFFEE FLOWS: Understanding the perfect ratio of coffee to table surface area.
  3. MUG-ORIENTATION-BASED THERAPY: The ancient art of aligning mugs according to their sacred geometric patterns.

For more information on these and other advanced adjournment techniques, check out our workshop page.

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