Warning: This site contains highly experimental and potentially hazardous content. Please do not attempt to teleport yourself or anyone else. Or do, we won't judge.
Ghosting Techniques
Our researchers have made significant breakthroughs in the field of ghosting. We're not saying we've mastered it, but we've definitely got it on a good trajectory.
Our team has successfully:
Teleported a hamster to a nearby desk
Translocated a small rock to another room
Successfully dematerialized a dust bunny
Our Current Research Goals
We're currently:
Developing a teleportation device that can fit a human
Perfecting the art of ghosting a cat
Investigating reports of spontaneous human combustion prophets