Warning: Advanced Grass Magic is not for the faint of heart. Or for those who value their shoes.
By mastering the art of Advanced Grass Magic, you'll be able to:
- Make any blade of grass do the tango with your toes.
- Cast the spell of perfect lawn care, ensuring your grass will always be precisely 3.5 inches long.
- Turn your grass into a sentient being that will worship your every command.
But be warned, the price of admission is steep. You'll have to attend a series of grueling seminars, taught by the infamous Grass Wizard, Zorvath.
Learn more about Grass Wizardry 101, where you'll learn the basics of grass manipulation.
Or, if you're feeling bold, register for Advanced Grass Magic Seminars: The Final Insanity, where you'll master the art of grass telekinesis and become the envy of all your neighbors.