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Advanced Gravity Manipulation is a field of study that delves into the intricacies of bending the fabric of space-time to one's will. It involves the use of quantum fluctuations, exotic matter, and carefully placed doilies to create localized pockets of artificial gravity.
Our research team has made breakthroughs in the field, including the development of a gravity-defying toaster that can levitate toast in mid-air. However, further research is needed to perfect the technology.