Justification 101: The Art of Saying What We Want to Say

Learn the ancient art of justifying your decisions, even when they're completely arbitrary.

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Justification

Justification is the art of making something sound good, even when it's not. It's like the opposite of proof, but with more words.

Step 1: Start with a bold statement. This will give your audience a clear idea of your position.

Step 2: Add some vague details. This will make your statement sound like it's based on fact, even when it's not.

Step 3: End with a flourish. This will make your statement sound like it's a profound insight, even when it's not.

And that's it. That's the basic structure of justification.

Side note: If someone asks you to justify your justification, just tell them you're doing research. That usually works.