We at Advanced Memory Upgrades Inc. (AMU) take the privacy of our beta testers' memories very seriously.
We will collect and store your memories, but only the ones that make us laugh.
You have the right to opt-out of our memory storage, but only if you can remember how.
Our beta test server is hosted on a toaster in a basement somewhere, but we're pretty sure it's not in your basement.
By using our service, you agree to let us read your mind and make fun of your embarrassing memories.
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We are not actually collecting your memories. We're just pretending to do it for the sake of this fictional website.
Please do not try to use this website for actual memory storage, or we'll have to report you to the authorities.
Also, do not try to use this website if you're actually a human who has experienced trauma or distress related to memory loss.
Or if you're a sentient being from another planet who doesn't understand human internet culture.
Or if you're a toaster.