Advanced Neuromancy Techniques

At Sudden Sudden Movements Therapy, we specialize in the most cutting-edge, utterly absurd neuromancy techniques.

Our expert team of certified, highly-qualified neuromancers will teach you:

• The ancient art of Telekinetic Tapping Techniques
• The mysterious power of Psychic Pulse Pounding
• And the highly-reliable method of Mind Meld Mastery

Warning: Neuromancy May Cause

• Uncontrollable Sudden Movements
• Unplanned Teleportation
• Spontaneous Combustion

Disclaimer: Results Not Guaranteed. Side Effects May Vary. Use at Your Own Risk.