Advanced Operating Procedures: Standard Procedure 3

Section 1: Emergency Toilet Paper Protocol

When the office coffee machine breaks down, and the employees are forced to confront the existential horror of a paperless morning, follow these steps:

1. Call the IT department to report the emergency.
2. Send out a company-wide email with a stern tone, warning of the impending doom.
3. Deploy emergency toilet paper reserves hidden behind the water cooler in the break room.

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