Noncommittal Nod Workshop

The Art of Pretending to Care

Join us for a comprehensive guide on how to nod along without really committing.

• Pretending to Listen Techniques
• Forced Smile Workshop
• Empty Apology Generator
• Delayed Response Timer

Pretending to Care 101

• Step 1: Nod along with anything
• Step 2: Repeat "uh-huh" to fill awkward silences
• Step 3: Use "That's really interesting" as a default response

Side effects of noncommittal nodding may include: increased eye contact, decreased empathy, and permanent damage to relationships.