Advanced Procrastination Techniques

For when you really, really can't do that thing you're supposed to do.

Distract Me with Cat Videos

Pretend to be Sleeping or Actually Sleep

Expert Techniques:

• 1. The art of Ukulele: Master the ancient art of making noise with a small, four-stringed instrument.
• 2. The Sock Sorting Technique: A foolproof way to spend hours categorizing your socks.
• 3. The Ultimate To-Do List: Because who needs to actually do things, anyway?