Welcome to the Advanced Simulation Survival Defense (ASD) guide. This is not a real thing, but let's pretend it is.
The Simulators, led by their fearless leader, "The Algorithm," seek to disrupt your fragile human mind with an endless barrage of fake emergencies.
But fear not! With ASD, you'll learn to defend yourself against their dastardly plans.
1. ASD Tactics 101: The basics of simulator defense. A must-read for beginners.
2. ASD Tactics 202: Advanced techniques for seasoned simulators.
3. ASD Tactics 303: The dark arts of simulator warfare.
4. ASD Tactics 404: A page that doesn't exist (but might as well).
Stay vigilant, citizen!
Simulators are watching you.
Counter Measures: A list of things that might, just might, help you resist the simulators.
Or, you know, just pretend to care. Don't Bother.