Techniques for Surviving the Uncertainty
ASD (Advanced Simulation Disorder) is a real thing, folks. It's a condition where the line between reality and simulation blurs, and you're not sure what's real and what's not. But fear not, dear reader, for we've got some techniques to help you cope.
1. Hypervigilance: Stay Alert, Stay Alive
Pay attention to everything and everyone around you. Trust no one, trust nothing. It's not paranoia if you're just in case.
2. Confusion Coping: Learn to Love the Blur
Embrace the uncertainty, folks. It's all about finding the beauty in the blur.
3. Desperation Management: Find Your Inner Simulacrum
When all else fails, just pretend it's all just a simulation. It's not like it's not.
And that's a wrap, folks. With these techniques, you'll be well on your way to surviving the Advanced Simulation Disorder. Or will you?