ASD Simulation Samba Tactics

ASD-Tactic 609: "The Samba Slip"

Use this tactic when you need to samba your way out of a sticky situation. This involves dancing with reckless abandon, shouting "Samba time!" and praying for the best.

ASD-Tactic 610: "The Tango Takedown"

This tactic involves using your best tango moves to knock over nearby objects, creating a makeshift barrier between you and the enemy. Don't worry, it's all part of the plan.