Our Toaster Modes:

1. Extreme Bagel Mode - For those who dare to dream of perfectly toasted bagels.

Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion in 3/10 cases.

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2. Baconator - Because everything's better with bacon.

Side effects include increased heart rate, excessive salivation, and a strong desire to eat 12 slices at once.

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3. Defrost Mode - For when you want to re-freeze your toaster.

Side effects: May cause toaster to malfunction, but hey, at least you'll be entertained.

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