Are you tired of the usual, run-of-the-mill toilet experiences? Do you yearn for something more? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to advanced toilet training techniques will take you on a journey of discovery, pushing the boundaries of what you thought was possible.
Learn the art of the Squat Thrust, a technique so powerful it'll leave you questioning the fundamental nature of toilet existence.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try The Flux Surge, a method so unpredictable, it'll keep you on the edge of your seat (or, at the very least, on the edge of your toilet bowl).
But that's not all! Our experts have also developed The Delta Pulse, a technique so radical, it'll make you wonder how you ever lived without it.