Falling is an art form, folks. It's all about the dramatic flair, the unexpected twists, and the unceremonious splats on the ground. Welcome to Terminal Falling, where we're about to blow your mind with the most advanced techniques to take the leap of faith.
Lesson 1: The Basic Tumble - A beginner's guide to falling from a standing position. Don't worry, it's easier than it looks.
Lesson 2: The Elegant Plunge - Master the art of entering a room with style. Who knew falling could be so classy?
Lesson 3: The Artistic Crash - Where the floor meets your face in a beautiful, symmetrical union. It's all about the angles, folks.