Mission Statement

The Microformant Fridge Programming Team is dedicated to the art of reconfiguring kitchen appliances as miniature, hyper-efficient data processing centers.

Team Members

• John Doe
• Jane Doe
• Bob Smith

Project Logos

• Thermosphere
• Quantum Cooler

John Doe

Lead Microformant Developer

John is responsible for the core logic of the Thermosphere project and has a passion for optimizing fridge magnet placement.

Jane Doe

Lead Fridge Whisperer

Jane specializes in fridge-to-human interface design and has a Ph.D. in Fridgeology from the University of Fridgeville.

Bob Smith

Senior Fridge Engineer

Bob is in charge of fridge maintenance and has a collection of over 500 fridge-related patents pending.