Are you tired of constantly finding yourself stuck to the floor due to a well-placed superglue mishap? Do you yearn for the freedom to walk without the constant risk of being a human-sized paperweight? Look no further! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the steps to prevent, detect, and recover from superglue-related footwear entrapments.
Before you even think about reaching for that can of superglue, make sure you've taken the necessary precautions. Cover your work surface with a drop cloth or old newspapers. Wear gloves, a lab coat, and safety goggles. And for the love of all things sane, cover your work surface with something besides a dirty old t-shirt!
Realizing you've superglued your shoes together is the first step in recovery. Don't panic! Take a deep breath, and evaluate the situation carefully.
It's time to carefully pry those shoes apart without causing irreparable damage. Use a hair dryer to heat up the superglue, or apply a light sandwich to the superglue to reduce friction.
Once you're free from the superglue's grip, take some time to reflect on your actions. Apply baby oil to your shoes to avoid future sticking points. Consider enrolling in a class on proper superglue usage, or perhaps a career in super glue recovery specialist.
Don't worry, it's not just you. You are not alone in your superglue woes.
We are not responsible for your superglue-related injuries. Or are we? Actually, we are responsible, but don't ask.