AGGRESSIVE 202: The Year of the Overwhelmingly Angry Avocado

Warning: contents may be hazardous to your sanity.

Top Ten Reasons to Hate the Avocado:

• 1. It's just a brown fruit with a weird name.
• 2. It's always trying to be a trendy superfood.
• 3. You can't even eat it in peace without getting 'healthy' recommendations.
• 4. It's just too darn expensive.
• 5. Avocado drama on social media is a real thing.

Avocadofails of 2021

Avocadodrama of 2022

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