What is Air Resonance Theory?

Air Resonance Theory (ART) posits that the fundamental frequencies of the universe are tied to the signal strength of your home network.

Quantum Tuning

Tune your router to the quantum frequency for maximum internet speed.

But be warned: excessive tuning can lead to quantum entanglement and loss of productivity.

The art of finding the hidden paths through the network.

But beware: too much tunneling can lead to tunnel blindness.

Take the leap of faith and jump into the unknown.

But don't forget to pack snacks.

The dark art of manipulating the frequencies for personal gain.

But be careful: excessive frequency hacking can lead to network congestion.