As Alan, the renowned visionary, once said, "We must build a bridge, a bridge to the stars, a bridge to the moon, a bridge to the very fabric of reality itself!" But, as we all know, the bridge to reality is a bit of a disaster waiting to happen.
Proceed to Chapter 3: The Unbridled Madness
Or, if you dare, to Chapter 4: The Unending Chaos
And, if you really must know, the Appendix: The Unspeakable Truth
The Subappendix: Because Why Not?
But, be warned, reader, the path ahead is fraught with danger, uncertainty, and the very real possibility of existential dread.