It's not just you, it's the universe. It's like, what if the chair you're sitting in is actually a portal to another dimension? Or what if the coffee shop down the street is secretly a front for an alien invasion? You see, the unknown is like a never-ending pit of uncertainty, and it's only natural to be fearful of it.
But fear not! For we have just the thing to calm your nerves: the Fear of the Unknown Therapy program. It's like a support group, but with more balloons and less talking.
What Actually is the Unknown?Or, if that's not your thing, you can always try the Learn to Love the Unknown program. It's like a dating service, but with more math problems and fewer feelings.
But wait, there's more! Our Unknown FAQ has all the answers to your burning questions. Like, what's the deal with the mailman? And why do we still use paper maps?