Important Information

As we've finally reached the promised land, we must be prepared for the challenges that lie ahead.

Don't get too attached to your belongings, as they may get lost in the shuffle of our carefree existence.

But don't worry, there's always room for more stuff. Just ask our resident acquisition expert, Bob.

He'll hook you up with all the gadgets and gizmos your heart desires.

Or, if not, he'll just stare blankly into space and mutter something about the meaning of life.

Subpages

For more information on our paradise, visit:

• Lost and Found

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a stroll through our:

• Paradise Attractionalism
• Paradise Museumalism