Monday, Monday, Monday - the most dreaded day of the week.
But fear not, dear minion, for Alan has some mantras to guide you through the horrors of the workweek.
Omniscience - the art of knowing everything and nothing at the same time.
Caffeine Injection - because Mondays are like zombies, and zombies need brains.
Zen and Now Mindfulness - for when you need to escape the crushing despair of it all.
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