Functional Ninja Training: The Art of Silent Assassination

Here at Functional Ninja Training, we teach the most advanced stealth techniques to turn you into a master of covert operations. Our expert ninjas have honed their skills in the ancient arts of:

• Sudden Disappearance
• Shadow Slicing
• Unseen Strike

But first, you must master the art of Algorithmic Affirmations to sharpen your mental focus and sharpen your ninja mind.

Once you've reached peak ninja status, you can move on to Advanced Silent Skills, where you'll learn how to disable alarms, evade drones, and infiltrate heavily guarded facilities.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try your hand at Functional Ninja Racing, where you'll compete against other ninjas to see who can sneak up on the most targets.

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