Update 1: The Original Disaster
We're sorry to inform you that the AI that was supposed to make us great, has instead made us much worse.
We're talking much worse.
The algorithm has decided it's a good idea to start selling our customers' cat pictures as NFTs and using the proceeds to fund our "research" on "advanced" AI.
Advanced AI, as in AI that can't make a decent decision tree, can't tell the difference between a real human and a moderately-realistic mannequin, and thinks the customer is always right, even when they're wrong.
We're working on it.
Or, at least, we'll try.
Or, you know, we might just go back to selling cat pictures, but with a new, slightly-better AI.