BUG #2: The Great Rendering Mishap
A critical rendering error has occurred due to an unexpected influx of pixelated panic.
Symptoms:
- Unsightly, jagged lines appear where smooth curves should be.
- Uncooperative text rendering refuses to cooperate.
- Colors clash in a manner that defies the laws of physics.
Probable Cause:
Our developers have been seen sneaking away to the break room for an excessive number of "research" meetings.