Antivirus FAQ

Q: What is this thing?

This thing is the Antivirus, the bane of your existence.

It's a behemoth of code, a monolith of malware detection.

It's the reason you can't enjoy a peaceful cup of tea without worrying about your computer's soul.

So, what do you think it is?

Q: Does it still work?

Ha! As if it matters...

It's like asking if the apocalypse still works...

It's a never-ending cycle of updates and patches, a Sisyphean nightmare.

But, if you insist on knowing, yes, it still works... for now.

Q: Why is it so slow?

Because it's trying to think...

It's like a philosopher, stuck in the mud, pondering the meaning of life and code.

Or maybe it's just your computer's fault...

Maybe your computer's RAM is as useful as a wet sock.

Q: Why does it ask for my password?

Because it's a spy, a snoop, a snitch...

It's trying to steal your secrets, your fears, your deepest desires...

Or maybe it's just trying to log you out, because, you know, it's the Antivirus.