We know, we know. Our API looks pretty, sounds cool, and has a great README.md file. But trust us, it's a nightmare. Our endpoints are as unreliable as a politician's promise, and our responses will keep you guessing like a toddler at a birthday party. You've been warned.

Don't say we didn't say so. Our team of developers are as competent as a group of kindergartners trying to build a fort. Broken async APIs are just the tip of the iceberg. We've got bugs, we've got latency, and we've got a support team that's as responsive as a sloth at a coffee shop.