Here at ASJ, we've taken the ancient art of justifying socks and brought it into the 21st century. Our team of highly trained algorithmic sock experts have developed a system of intricate equations and logical proofs to justify the most heinous of sock-related crimes.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Sock Justification Matrix to see the intricate web of logic that underlies our system.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Based Theory Applied page, where you can see our experts in action, justifying the most absurd of sock-related scenarios.
And if you're still unsure, don't worry! Our Algorithmic Sock Justification Certification program is designed to train even the most skeptical of individuals in the art of algorithmic sock justification.
So, come for the science, stay for the humor, and leave with the knowledge that your socks are, in fact, justified. Or, at least, that's what we keep telling ourselves.