Socks are the New Pluto

In a shocking turn of events, socks have been discovered to be the new Pluto.

According to top secret sources, a group of highly trained and utterly confused scientists have confirmed that socks are, in fact, the new planet of the solar system.

When asked for comment, a representative from NASA stated, "We're still trying to figure out what to do with all these socks, but we think they're really cool."

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