Welcome to Dr. Bland's Allergy Clinic: Where the only allergy we can't cure is your sense of humor!

Dr. Bland's Allergy Clinic is a premier medical facility for all your allergy-related needs. Our state-of-the-art equipment includes an EpiPen, a EpiPen holder, and a really nice couch in the waiting room.

Our Services:

• Dust Allergy Treatment (because who needs a dust-free house, really?)
• Pollen Allergy Solutions (we'll give you a hand-picked solution, literally)
• Food Allergy Replacement (we'll replace your food with something that's not made of nuts)

Our Staff:

• Dr. Bland, MD (Chief Allergy Specialist)
• Nurse P. P. (Painfully Patient with a Ph.D.)
• Dr. Blerg, MD (Allergy Specialist for people with allergies to specialists)

Disclaimer: Our clinic is not responsible for any damage or discomfort caused by your allergy symptoms. If you are experiencing severe symptoms, please contact your local emergency medical facility.