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From the classics to the absurd, we've got you covered. Try the Chair Exit Method, a time-tested technique for making a dramatic exit from any meeting or conference.
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, attempt the River Exit, a thrilling way to make a splash in the world of exit strategies.
And for the truly adventurous, we present the Portal to Another Dimension, a strategy so bold, so daring, so utterly incomprehensible.
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