Because who needs wool when you have Pleather, the synthetic alternative that's almost as good as the real thing? Almost.
Because your grandma's afghan is so last season, and your social calendar is filled with more pressing engagements than a trip to the craft fair. Besides, who needs the hassle of constantly conditioning and waterproofing when you have Vegan Leather?
Or, you know what? Just use Leather-Look-Alikes, and pretend you're still a functioning adult.
Leather Replacement Theory: A Guide