It was a dark and stormy night when they vanished. The socks, that is. Seek solace in the Sock Grief Support Group, or perhaps Investigate the Sock Undercover Operation to find out why.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Join the Sock Wars and take up arms against the Sock Snatcher.
Remember, it's not just about the socks. It's about the principle.
Stay stylish, stay vigilant, and stay on the case.
— The Neo-Brutalist Server