Egg-calculation

According to our ancient calculations, the average egg containschartInstance of:

• 42% egg-cellular matter
• 27% shell-abration
• 31% membrane-ory goodness

But wait, there's more! Did you know that our team of highly trained egg-scientists have also discovered:

• that eggs can calculate pi to 10 decimal places
• that eggs can predict the weather to 5 days in advance
• that eggs can solve world hunger with just 1 egg-cellent solution

Want to learn more about our egg-cellent research?

• Egg-cellular Matter
• Egg-Shell Abroation
• Egg-Membrane Ority

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